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OCTOBER 2002 - Episode #1
Welcome you, our loyal viewers, to the wonderful world of Bag O' Movies. In
the inaugural episode, with nigh a completed set and less of a clue, the fellows review:
THE FOUR FEATHERS, STEALING
HARVARD and rental pick THE PRODUCERS. The madness begins...
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NOVEMBER 2002 -- Episode #2
The madness continues as the dynamic duo of flippant film
reviews come into their own. Complete with running gags
and introducing the world to their verbose and slightly insane announcer.
In between berating each other they review: RED DRAGON,
THE CAT'S MEOW and rental pick CANNONBALL RUN.
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DECEMBER 2002 - Episode #3
In this special holiday edition, the guys are replaced by
the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Harry Potter for some reason.
They also run down the best and worst Christmas movies of all time,
including Honorable mention for best and worst
A Very Brady Christmas.
Seasonal reviews are: THE SANTA CLAUSE 2, ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS
rental pick SCROOGE.
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JANUARY 2003 - Episode #4
It's a brand-spankin'
new year with the same old shenanigans and and newly refined opinions.
Not only do we witness New Year's resolutions, but we actually review some
films. Included are: THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS,
ADAPTATION
and rental pick SLIDING DOORS. In addition, Bag O' Movies
introduces the world to a new scent... ClicheTM.
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FEBRUARY 2003 - Episode #5
The boys review
ABOUT
SCHMIDT, JUST MARRIED , and rental pick GROUNDHOG DAY, and
rental pick GROUNDHOG DAY, and rental pick GROUNDHOG DAY.
Don't miss this episode where the resident romantic "Dashing" Dan Miot
shows viewers the
meaning of love, Valentine's Day style. Fictional sponsor of the
month, Flying Miot Bros. BreadTM, "It's
Good Bread."
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MARCH 2003 - Episode #6
It's our Oscar spectacular,
featuring singing, dancing and the Alan Smithee gents looking fan-freakin'-tastic
in formal wear. Included in this Spastic Owl Oscar Extravaganza is the
9th Annual Baggee AwardsTM. Films
reviewed are : CHICAGO, Best Picture Winner 2003, THE PIANIST,
Best Picture Nominee, and rental pick THE
APARTMENT, Best Picture Winner 1960. Farcical funding comes
courtesy of the made-up motion picture, "Locke & Loder: No Time 4 Time IITM".
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APRIL 2003 - Episode #7
It's
back to basics as the guys ditch the dancing and nix the formal wear to review:
A VIEW FROM THE TOP, BASIC, Locke
& Loder: No Time 4 Time II, and rental pick MR. SMITH GOES TO
WASHINGTON. "Commercially" interrupted by opera phenom Keith
Phares, the new pitch man for Adrian Fabio Fallini's ClichéTM.
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MAY 2003 - Episode #8
May comes in like a
lamb, and goes out like a Bengal Tiger, or bobcat; we're not really sure.
What we do know is that the gang
reviews:
ANGER MANAGEMENT, A MIGHTY WIND and rental pick THE
MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, and wish a fond farewell to inanimate object Blue
Monkey in a special montage. This episode brought to you by, "Do
You Like Music: Volume 3TM." Their hasn't
been an album like this since "Do You Like Music: Volume 1TM."
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JUNE
2003 - Episode #9
Wacky and
zany antics continue as our announcer
decides to phone in his job. But don't worry,
the guys
still manage to pontificate their movie prowess on:
THE MATRIX: RELOADED, BRUCE ALMIGHTY and rental pick
BRIDGE
ON THE RIVER KWAI. Advertisement of the month, "So Good Soda:
So Good, It's OK to Litter", remember it's only advertisement and not a
recommendation.
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JULY 2003 - Episode #10
It's a Summer
blowout at Bag O'Movies. And things have never been hotter. Big
Kahuna Dan and Moon Doggie Matt expound on THE HULK, FINDING NEMO,
and rental pick JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY.
Advertisement of the month is a new medication for all your woes and
complaints. Check out the TV section.
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AUGUST 2003 - Episode #11
It's tiki a go-go
with the boys of summer at the beach! Our announcer is back, turning
this episode every which way but loose! Gidget's rivals
review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, JOHNNY ENGLISH,
and rental pick THE UNTOUCHABLES.
Having trouble flipping your eggs? Check out the advertisement of the
month in the TV section.
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SEPTEMBER 2003 - Episode #12
Those wack guys of
movie mahem bust out the closer to our 13th fabulous season! For your
entertainment this month they review OPEN RANGE, S.W.A.T., and
UHF.
It's back to school time so don't forget to purchase your ASBOM lunchbox!
Check out the commercial as well as others from this past season.
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